Anrgy About Angry Boobs

Like Two Pitbull Puppies in a Pillowcase

I'm not sure I'm ready for this ...an Angry Birds Brassiere? I know some of my gentile readership may find this offensive that I am using the B-word ...no not brassiere, boobs. Sorry ladies ...B-words. I must apologize for my gender, as 90% of us have stared long enough at your B-words. This new Angry B-Words bra can only make that a guaranteed event. What? 90%? The other 10% are watching the Housewives of New York City Reunion and staring at each other's a-word. Not to imply that is a bad thing, they just won't be checking out your angry B's ...ewww.

What does this have to do with Usenet? Well Usenet is all about the B-words, and the worshipers of the B's are now faced with ...well angry B's. We've collectively had enough of angry B's, especially any of us who read "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" ...back in the day when what is now the banned book list was the required reading list? What next Ladies!? Wearing Angry Birds on there to wean reluctant toddlers? From my headline pic you can see that Angry Birds quickly leads to Angry Pussies, and clearly, matching Angry Panties are next. This silly gag bra is going to have a deep cultural impact ...I'm just sayin'.

How Long Before the Release of Angry Boobs?

It doesn't take much imagination to see a new free gaming app called Angry Boobs. The slingshot is already there, but now it's the new-and-improved double-barreled model. I'm sorry your girlfriend only has those little blue B-words, but now you can live vicariously through a free download of Angry B-words and shoot those big black round exploding mambas ...and I don't know if that's a good thing. That could be a short ride to the Terrorist Watch list. I must warn my readers, DO NOT show up at the airport sporting this godforsaken angry-bra. Comments below...

As our culture gets modeled by this trend, I foresee the ladies going to the plastic surgeon for Angry Implants. "At first I thought I would just get the regular yellow b-words, but my boyfriend said I should the bigger ones that drop bombs when you tap on them. I think I'll just settle on the ones that can smash through wood." I just see this all going horribly wrong. I don't even wanna see any green grunting pig B-words with crowns and one black eye, seriously. Hmmm, now that I think about it, a coupla sparkly Golden Eggs might be nice, or L-word Angry Bra Battles on Adult pay-per-view ...in pig slop of course. I'm always looking for the silver lining.

Geeks are Quite Often Freaks

So for all you hot little geeks out there be sure to stop by Geeks are Sexy and check out the latest silliness. You crafty geeks know you can make one of these yourself. The freaks however are going to take this other places. I'm not even going to Google to see if there is a web site selling Angry B-word Teflon areola implants ...but it won't be long. "Nice Beaks!" After that there will be an Angry B-Word newsgroup packed with daily JPGs of amateur Angry B's. Let's just go ahead and request it now. alt.binaries.erotica.pictures.angryboobs

Sigh, so we've come full circle (pun intended) and found the Usenet connection. Thanks for dropping by the SHACK! See why it's good to subscribe to our Twitter and RSS feed? I got like a crystal ball up in this b-word and I'm rubbing it just for you. Leave some comments damnit. I'm feelin' the love, but it's an angry angry love. Be sure to come back soon as my next article is on the cusp of publishification. This B-word could not be contained!

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